"bro i got a little tummy ache bro. what am i gonna about my tummy ache?"
"you know how to cure a fuckin tummy ache, right bro? you gotta go down to fuckin charlie river up in boston massachusetts, you gotta dunk your head under the water for exactly 69 seconds, you gotta kiss a three-eyed fish on the mouth, and then you gotta fill your b hole up with lake gunk."
"charlie river?"
"charlie river, it's the cleanest toxic waste channel in a three-quarter mile radius"
