if you don't got a gallon of piss for me you can go get stuck in a chimney
if you don't got a gallon of piss when i arrive you can go stick your face in a bee hive
if you don't got a gallon of piss ready to go ask me if i'm having fun i'ma say no
if you don't got a gallon of piss on deck go and get a tattoo of a butthole on your neck
i'ma show you how to drink a gallon of piss
i'ma show you right now with this gallon of piss
gotta pour it in a glass it's a gallon of piss
pinky out have some class wit ya gallon of piss
why don't ya fuck me in the dick hole and suck on my ass
why don't ya do it motherfucker
yo why dont you cram a motherfuckin re-writable CD-R up inside my pee hole
yo why dont you cram a motherfuckin pair of socks up in my pee hole
yo why dont you cram a motherfuckin trophy up inside my pee hole
how bout you cram a motherfuckin uhh candle up inside my pee hole
why dont you cram a motherfuckin gallon of piss up there, huh?