it used to be a hub, now it's a spoke
it used to be the laugh, now it's the joke
it used to be the food, now it's the choke
it used to be the flame, now it's the smoke
don't you dare touch my jug of piss
don't you dare
i'll give you a fair warning
yo the last motherfucker that tried to steal my jug of piss, i crammed a bunch of dog turds down his neck with a god damn broom handle